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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

(via dopestm0therfucker)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via orgasm)

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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(via dopestm0therfucker)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via tokyo-villain)

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on."

- Tupac (via kushandwizdom)

(via kushandwizdom)

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

(via heey-its-you-again)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via orgasm)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via orgasm)

"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

- Dr. Seuss (via kushandwizdom)

perksofbeingacastmember:

jesus

(Source: thedinglehoppersdiaries)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via teen-derp)