“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
- Tupac (via kushandwizdom)
ah yes summer time for shorts
*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*
- Dr. Seuss (via kushandwizdom)
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn